monday monday

monday monday cant trust that day. left my 20oz mug o coffee in the car when i got dropped off at work. opened my locker to realize i didn't have anymore socks in it. side tracked from my work by a peer interview at 0630. data coordination not coordinating. accidentally purchased thick and creamy yougart not light, ugh. wishing the weekend was back.




flash forward to one week later.





monday monday cant trust that day. left my 20oz mug o coffee in the car when i got dropped off at work. remembered socks and jacket taken home to launder. side tracked from my work by my boss at 0630. Resumed my usual check of all PCs in ORs. arriving in second room discover printer with one and ahalf reem of paper on top of printer. rifle through papers to find same one page document printed 750 times. check PC to cancel print job. discover administration has disallowed that operation on that PC. open paper drawer. attempt to cancel print jobs on printer. reboot printer and PC. close paper drawer. not printing. success. leave to obtain paper to refill almost empty paper drawer. return to room to find what appears to be 100 documents on top of printer which is printing. pull off top copy and find same one page document. cancel print job on printer. open paper drawer. go to office to call it. get advice over phone. return to room. close paper drawer. printer begins printing. unplug printer and PC. restart printer and PC. climb under desk between cases. unplug both network cables. wait 20 seconds. replug in both network cables. climb out from under desk. attempt to sneak out of room whilst verbalizing out loud to printer. 'i am leaving now. i fixed that darn printer this time. FORSURE!'. i actually leave room. return to desk and neglected data coordination. obtain light yogurt from mini fridge in office. sign on to PC. answer telephone call about PC in another area 'locking up'. sign off PC. put down light yogurt. fix locked computer in another area. return to office. answer ringing phone. printer is printing again in what i now call 'the indian burial ground' room. data coordination attempting to coordinate. printer still printing. light yogurt never consumed.