Tuesday, June 14, 2011

ahhhssss

im a fber. im addicted. i readily admit that.


my problems is with you.

the ALARMIST. warning in CAPITOLS of the doom that will befall us if we click the wrong link. worried about someone stealing their id. their password. their computer. their everylittleittybittyfin thing.

the whiner. poor me. poor you. poor everything that i do. its too hot. its too cold. help me now before i fold.

the spewer. the one who tells you what they think and they dont care if it 'pisses' you off. spouting stuff not backed by facts. refusing to compromise or hear anothers thoughts.

the bitcher. about family. about work. about wrongs. about fights. about being unhappy.

my problem is with you.

to you who cry WOLF. one word of advice. research.

to my whiners poor poor me. we live on earth. there are weather patterns in our atmosphere. in the summer it is hot, muggy and most likely there will be wicked storms. in the winter it is cold and snows. say a prayer once in awhile and quit whining.

ah spewers. i dont care who pissed you off unless there is a valid complaint to be heard. i dont care what you think about politics unless you are willing to listen to my side. get a grip. black yellow and tan people live here now. a black one is our president. so they! as my maddy would say..

finally I come to the enlightened. the happy go lucky. the lovers. the prayer groupers and photographers. the ones who banter. cheer on teams and each other. and make each day a little bit lighter.

this group of people i will name

the ahhhhsss. those of us who find their lives connected somehow.

i couldn't tell you how i acquired half my friends on fb. i suppose i could track backwards. like looking for your family tree. these ahhhhsss are my family. my friends. who pray for each other in good times and bad. who share your joy. who feel your pain. who know your sorrow. who actually read the things you post. about lifes ups and downs. about those in need. about those who rejoice. a birth. a marriage. a home. of going away. and coming back. who share their love of the people and things that surround them in their photos and blogs. who cheer go lions, tigers, bears and even dale jr.

it is because of you ahhhsss that i remain a fber. all yall know who you are. thanks for being an ahhhhsss. it gives me a peace of mind.

monday monday

monday monday cant trust that day. left my 20oz mug o coffee in the car when i got dropped off at work. opened my locker to realize i didn't have anymore socks in it. side tracked from my work by a peer interview at 0630. data coordination not coordinating. accidentally purchased thick and creamy yougart not light, ugh. wishing the weekend was back.




flash forward to one week later.





monday monday cant trust that day. left my 20oz mug o coffee in the car when i got dropped off at work. remembered socks and jacket taken home to launder. side tracked from my work by my boss at 0630. Resumed my usual check of all PCs in ORs. arriving in second room discover printer with one and ahalf reem of paper on top of printer. rifle through papers to find same one page document printed 750 times. check PC to cancel print job. discover administration has disallowed that operation on that PC. open paper drawer. attempt to cancel print jobs on printer. reboot printer and PC. close paper drawer. not printing. success. leave to obtain paper to refill almost empty paper drawer. return to room to find what appears to be 100 documents on top of printer which is printing. pull off top copy and find same one page document. cancel print job on printer. open paper drawer. go to office to call it. get advice over phone. return to room. close paper drawer. printer begins printing. unplug printer and PC. restart printer and PC. climb under desk between cases. unplug both network cables. wait 20 seconds. replug in both network cables. climb out from under desk. attempt to sneak out of room whilst verbalizing out loud to printer. 'i am leaving now. i fixed that darn printer this time. FORSURE!'. i actually leave room. return to desk and neglected data coordination. obtain light yogurt from mini fridge in office. sign on to PC. answer telephone call about PC in another area 'locking up'. sign off PC. put down light yogurt. fix locked computer in another area. return to office. answer ringing phone. printer is printing again in what i now call 'the indian burial ground' room. data coordination attempting to coordinate. printer still printing. light yogurt never consumed.